Women
draft MT — needs author review
Aphorisms and thoughts, not necessarily golden, about women:
A cold woman is like warm, flat beer on a scorching day.
10-02-2009
Women should be consumed in small portions — that’s when they taste best.
10-02-2009
When a woman bores you, don’t tell her so — unless you’d rather trade boredom for a nightmare.
10-02-2009
It isn’t true that only an ugly woman is a faithful woman — sometimes they’re unfaithful, and ugly besides.
10-02-2009